TECH BUZZ: The Apple CEO is not dying! Instead, he is suffering from a hormone imbalance that is “robbing [him] of the proteins [his] body needs to be healthy.” The disease is treatable, and he'll stay on as Apple CEO. Steve decided to disclose this information to quell the rampant death rumors and succession speculation that his weight loss inspired. So in review: Steve Jobs isn't dying, he's just pregnant.

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BUSINESS BUZZ: Another round of Steve Jobs Deathwatch rumors are flying after his Macworld keynote cancellation. Apple shares fell 2 percent today on the report. Similar rumors circulated after Jobs' gaunt appearance during the 3G iPhone launch , so as always, take everything with a grain of salt. He beat pancreatic cancer 4 years ago but kept it a secret until it was clear he was recovering. Apple fans, investors, and industry watchers are hoping that won't be repeated. Get well soon, Steve!

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8. But He’s Always Been Skinny
9. He Faught Through His Present “Bug” to Attend the WWDC
10. Apple Admits He’s Feeling “a Little Under the Weather”
11. A Blogger Gets an Official Response From Apple
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13. His Email to Employees About His Cancer
14. A Q&A on His Cured Cancer

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Future, Cupertino — After a long and fruitful tenure as CEO, Steve Jobs steps down in early 2009 to fanfare and industry fawning. Apple needs a new leader. It’s time to choose your own adventure. Gizmodo imagines the future of Apple and it's up to you to choose the company's path. I don't know about this 'Choose Your Own Adventure' book, but I always ended up dying.

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