http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-types-apologies-that-arent-...
With everyone's every deed made public on the Internet these days, we've suddenly all developed a lot more to apologize for. But we haven't actually gotten any sorrier, so all that means is that the number of fake apologies have gone up.
This basset hound is sorry for everything it has done wrong to you and wants you to accept this flower as part of his apology. After all, he is only dog.
Next time you need to say you're sorry, do it with pasta. Redditor Pretzelprincess created this photo series to apologize to her pasta-loving boyfriend after an argument. I hope they made up; I'd totally marry a girl who could make noodle jokes as clever as these.
Politics Buzz “I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices.” (The words were “prostitute” and “slut.”) Rush doesn't exactly apologize often, and the move is a sign of just how bad this is for the Republican Party. Read his full statement.
Culture Buzz What a statesman. The office of Sam Brownback saw a joking tweet by Kansas teen Emma Sullivan and promptly ran crying to her high school principal. Her school was going to force Sullivan to write a letter of apology to avoid a negative mark on her college transcripts, but she is rightfully refusing. #heblowsalot
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-we-ruined-occupy-wall-...
This is not a sarcastic apology. I’m not a big enough dick to write all of this as a backhanded insult about how lazy and entitled you are. Because you’re not.
Celebrity Buzz After saying “F**k the troops” in his single “Let's Be Real,” and the resulting firestorm of criticism, Soulja Boy issued this apology to all military personnel and their families. Too little, too late?
Rupert Murdoch took out full page ads in all of Britain's major newspapers today to apologize for the phone hacking scandal which is threatening to bring down his media empire. Initial reaction falls squarely under “too little, too late.”
Culture Buzz Tracy Morgan returned to Nashville, the site of his infamous rant, to issue a public apology today. Is it good enough?
Chris Brown appeared on BET and apologized for his behavior following the now infamous Good Morning America interview, saying he was “blowing off steam.” That was some powerful, glass-shattering steam.
Politics Buzz Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas) apologizes for all of history's greatest injustices.
I hereby challenge you to a duel! The best thing about this image is that the attached document is titled “Letter of Apology.”
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/06/what_wouldnt_jesus...
She was raped by an older church member, then forced to apologize in front of the congregation for becoming pregnant.
There is only one good way to apologize to somebody, with pictures of turtles.
http://www.pcc.org.uk/news/index.html?article=NTc5Mw==?ox...
Three mothers of boys who died in a 1996 shooting are registering complaints that a local newspaper slandered the memory of their dead sons.