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All Employees Must Wash What Now?
Culture Buzz Spotted at a bar bathroom in Brooklyn. Don't want to get any Santorum in your beer.
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So Guess Why This Marijuana Pipe Is In A Biohazard Bag
Culture Buzz Yup. One Mr. John David Hall of Port St. Lucie, Florida was recently arrested for an outstanding warrant. He was taken to the station and officers conducted a routine search of Mr. Hall's person. And now we turn it over to the police report.
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The Top 146 Things This Man Smuggled Into Prison Up His Rectum
Culture Buzz California convict Earl Lee Vogt is being charged with smuggling contraband into prison, contraband his jailers believe was “keystered.” Vogt raised suspicions when he complained to guards that, “My ass is bleeding.” Here are the keystered items which may have prompted such discomfort. While this is an impressive score, Vogt still trails this woman in the hotly contest sport of cavity smuggling.
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Top 30 Items This Man Was Hiding In His Rectum
Culture Buzz Meet Neil Lansing, an inmate in Sarasota, Florida who was found to be hiding a condom containing 30 items inside his rectum. Here's a list of everything in his anal bindle. Exact brands are unknown, so the photos are embellishments.
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Video: Hin Yin For Men: Secrets of Self-Eroticism (NSFW)
An instructional video teaching men to reject erotic bigotry and embrace their perineum. With jazz flute. You'll want to bring a lot of hand sanitizer to this particular yoga class.
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The Heinz Automato
Food Buzz An amazing piece of condiment technology that you don't realize is doing what it's doing until it's too late. These videos are old, yes, but the tears streaming down your face from laughing will be brand new.
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World’s Greatest/Grossest Police Report, Part 2
Culture Buzz Noah Smith was arrested in South Carolina on November 6th for assault, burglary and indecent exposure. Below are excerpts of the police report detailing the arrest, presented without comment or grammatical edits. WARNING: If you're squeamish about cute animals meeting horrible ends (foreshadowing), do not proceed.
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Try The Anus Burger
Food Buzz One of the more common fast food typos is also incredibly juvenile. And hilarious.
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Edible Anus
Food Buzz A chocolate candy shaped like an anus. Not sure if this is real, but I am pretty sure it is nasty either way. The online store is closed until May 26th, 2008. Daddy, I want an edible anus now.
