With great dedication. (Is that maybe an anteater rather than a pig? Or just an ugly pig? Please discuss and inform.)
Sports Buzz The eccentric sport of basketball-but-mounted-on-donkeys is now being banned in most American states. I think I would have enjoyed P.E. a lot more if there had been donkeys involved.
Twiggy, the famous water-skiing squirrel. I must admit, I've never heard of her in my life, but watching her ski feels like I'm on a bad acid trip.