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Animal Sex
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Video: Passionate Slow Loris Sex Scene
They just can't keep their hands off each other. I don't know how they manage to make furtive groping look so cuddly and cute. (via tastefullyoffensive.com)
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The Animal Kingdom’s 10 Strangest Penises
Science Buzz Damn nature, you kinky. And kind of freaking me out. Bed bug sex might be the most traumatizing thing you'll learn today. NSFW if your boss hates National Geographic specials.
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Video: Duck Penis, Unfurled
An educational video about duck sex. Wow! One could perform a ribbon dance with that thing.
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Image: That Wasn’t in the Brochure!
I really really hope that this happened on a honeymoon of some sort.
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Image: Polar Bear Narcolepsy
Potentially good news for guys who can't help falling asleep immediately after or during sex. Your habit is not species-specific. This is Lars from the Berlin zoo (the father of the famous Knut). The lucky lady bear is called Katjuscha.
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Video: Squirrel Threesome
Animal sex: always big on the interwebs. Getting a little adventurous, eh? Not quite what Darwin had in mind.
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Video: Slug Sex
Who knew slug sex would be so romantic? I'm wholeheartedly jealous of their glow-in-the-dark-penises. This is a far cry from that turtle humping the shoe video, which still haunts my dreams to this very day.
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Image: 111 Year-Old Lizard Reproduces
A dinosaur-like tuatara in New Zealand successfully mated at the advanced age of 111. Supposedly these creatures live up to 250 years, but it was still surprising that this one could get it on.
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Link: Panda Orgy
http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/dc-pandas-celebrate-i...
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Blackbook reports on the two DC pandas who celebrated the upcoming inauguration by engaging in some Animal Planet mating. Check out the hot 'n heavy deets and a video (if that's your thing) at the source. See? We're not the only species psyched about the new POTUS.
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Goat Condoms
Science Buzz Herdsmen in Kenya are trying to stop their goats from mating because of drought. The solution? Goat condoms of course. The “olor” is made from cowhide or a square piece of plastic, and is tied around the belly of the male goat. It prevents them from mating (having sex) with female goats. I also included a link to a website for dog condoms. WTF.
