It's cute when animals do it.

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It's firmly Monday morning so I don't really have words to describe this yet.

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1. This is by Saiman Chow

Some Tuesday afternoon animal porn for you. Seriously…you might actually get hard watching this.

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1. Turtle Sex Causes Massive Delay at JFK Airport
2. Animal Porn - a Giant Panda of a Roundup!
3. Tortoise makes the O-face via VideoSift

Is that mouse doing what I THINK it's doing?

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Monkey sex happening right on someone's windshield. Judging by the comments, this has to have been a viral video in Poland.

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I really really hope that this happened on a honeymoon of some sort.

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1. Rapist Elephants [PIC]

A messy slimy orgy that gets really crazy when Frog #4 joins at :35. These frogs certainly have no problem getting wet! Animal sex is my new niche.

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1. Screaming Frogs [VIDEO]
2. Adorable Animal Threesomes
3. via UniqueDaily.com
4. Kangaroo Orgy Video
5. Snail Orgy Pic

CULTURE BUZZ: I can't believe I'm the first one to do a roundup of these at BuzzFeed. “Untapped” market?

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The Best Links:

1. Animal Porn Links, Pics, and Videos
2. Animal Threesome Video with TURTLES
3. YouTube - Animal Threesome Featuring MICE

No matter how annoyed, camels always seem to look like they're smiling. I've included some other evidence as to why goats might be the funniest animals on the planet.

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1. Dog Milking A Goat [VIDEO]
2. YouTube - Fainting Goats
3. Goats Dressed Like Hipsters [PIC]

Inadvertently trashy Russian animal toys. Yeah…I always end up feeling like the alligator in similar real-life situations.

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1. Animal Porn Images

A man gets high, wanders the desert, and ends up in an orgy of furries. This is why you shouldn't do shrooms! Unless you have a furry fetish like me, then maybe this is actually kind of pro-shrooming.

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1. via The Daily What

A dinosaur-like tuatara in New Zealand successfully mated at the advanced age of 111. Supposedly these creatures live up to 250 years, but it was still surprising that this one could get it on.

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1. The Tuatara
2. “Change is Here!”

This should be a Valentine's Day card.

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There are only about 200 white lions in the world, and seven of them were just born at the end of June in a German safari park. Are these even real? Judging by the photographs, they look to have been imagined by the Greek god of cuteness or something.

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1. See the Slideshow
2. OMG Cute Pic of Baby White Lions Sucking on Bottles!
3. YouTube - White Lion Cubs Shown Off for the First Time

CULTURE BUZZ: A series of photoshopped images of animals in sexy poses. Don't worry, the images are safe for work — it's really more like soft-porn. There is something about the sight of a coquettish camel and cow straddling a fence that is just hilarious.

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1. Zoophilia pr0n?
2. Animal Porn - Not What You Think, But So Amazing

SCIENCE BUZZ: Here are some lists, videos, miscellany concerning bizarre animal (and human) mating rituals. Some of these bizarre mating techniques make speed dating look normal and not that awkward.

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1. 10 Bizarre Mating Techniques
2. Animal Porn - Featured on BuzzFeed
3. YouTube - Laysan Albatross Mating Dance
4. Male Jumping Spiders Use UVB Rays to Communicate
5. YouTube - 12 Thrips Egg Mite Mating
6. Cracked’s List of Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals
7. Video of Shrews Mating (So Cute!)
8. “The Jersey Shore Mating Ritual, Caught On Camera!”
9. Human Mating Rituals Weirder Than Animal Ones

A hilarious and adorable video about baby sloths. I’m hungover and this video is about all I can process right now.

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1. Another Baby Sloth Video
2. A Whole Slew of Baby Sloth Videos in YouTube
3. Sloths on Flickr

CULTURE BUZZ: Cute Overload has an entire category of posts entitled “Cats n’ Racks.” A lot of fodder for the “i’m in ur cleavage” category of LolCats.

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1. Giant Compilation of Cats n’ Racks Photos
2. An Actual Reason to Link to Cute Overload
3. YouTube - Cat Kneads Breasts
4. YouTube - Cat in The Breast
5. Cats in Boobs - the Photoshopped Hollywood Edition
6. Watch Cat Guard Boobs with His Life

A newly surfaced sneezing panda video has inspired a round-up. File under: things that are really cute when animals do them but gross when humans do.

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1. Top 20 Sneezing Animals on the Internet
2. Panda Sneezes on Cute Overload! :)
3. YouTube - Sneezing Meerkat
4. YouTube - Funny Dog That Sneezes On Command
5. YouTube - Dove Sneezing
6. YouTube - Capuchin Monkey Makes Herself Sneeze
7. YouTube - Sneezing Sheep
8. YouTube - Sneezing Kittens
9. YouTube - The Sneezing Panda! (Slow Motion)
10. YouTube - HILARIOUS ELEPHANT SNEEZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CULTURE BUZZ: These photos of fat monkeys with saggy boobs were just too good to not share with the world. Plus, it’s a really slow day. Hot monkeys with D-cups are sure to satisfy all of your animal porn fantasies.

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1. Monkeys With Man Boobs Look Like Jack Nicholson Without a Shirt On
2. These Are the Giantest Monkey Nipples We’ve Ever Seen
3. Awww…Obese Monkeys Have Saggy Boobs
4. Orangutan with Boobs and Buddha Belly