It's firmly Monday morning so I don't really have words to describe this yet.
Some Tuesday afternoon animal porn for you. Seriously…you might actually get hard watching this.
Is that mouse doing what I THINK it's doing?
Monkey sex happening right on someone's windshield. Judging by the comments, this has to have been a viral video in Poland.
I really really hope that this happened on a honeymoon of some sort.
A messy slimy orgy that gets really crazy when Frog #4 joins at :35. These frogs certainly have no problem getting wet! Animal sex is my new niche.
Culture Buzz I can't believe I'm the first one to do a roundup of these at BuzzFeed. “Untapped” market?
No matter how annoyed, camels always seem to look like they're smiling. I've included some other evidence as to why goats might be the funniest animals on the planet.
Inadvertently trashy Russian animal toys. Yeah…I always end up feeling like the alligator in similar real-life situations.
A man gets high, wanders the desert, and ends up in an orgy of furries. This is why you shouldn't do shrooms! Unless you have a furry fetish like me, then maybe this is actually kind of pro-shrooming.
A dinosaur-like tuatara in New Zealand successfully mated at the advanced age of 111. Supposedly these creatures live up to 250 years, but it was still surprising that this one could get it on.
There are only about 200 white lions in the world, and seven of them were just born at the end of June in a German safari park. Are these even real? Judging by the photographs, they look to have been imagined by the Greek god of cuteness or something.
Culture Buzz A series of photoshopped images of animals in sexy poses. Don't worry, the images are safe for work — it's really more like soft-porn. There is something about the sight of a coquettish camel and cow straddling a fence that is just hilarious.
Science Buzz Here are some lists, videos, miscellany concerning bizarre animal (and human) mating rituals. Some of these bizarre mating techniques make speed dating look normal and not that awkward.
A hilarious and adorable video about baby sloths. I’m hungover and this video is about all I can process right now.
Culture Buzz Cute Overload has an entire category of posts entitled “Cats n’ Racks.” A lot of fodder for the “i’m in ur cleavage” category of LolCats.
A newly surfaced sneezing panda video has inspired a round-up. File under: things that are really cute when animals do them but gross when humans do.
Culture Buzz These photos of fat monkeys with saggy boobs were just too good to not share with the world. Plus, it’s a really slow day. Hot monkeys with D-cups are sure to satisfy all of your animal porn fantasies.