Animals are doing pretty well, but there is definitely a lot of room for improvement.
GaGa traded the leotard for Animal print. Literally. Sadly, she still looks like Miss Piggy from the neck up.
Yes, this is borderline animal cruelty, though no one gets hurt. But also, it is funny. That cage of aluminum cans is clearly more imposing than it looks.
A very clever Brit has come up with a simple way to foil German traffic cameras. Driving a British car on German roads means cameras wind up catching the passenger seat instead of the driver, making it look like Animal is recklessly speeding through Bavaria, which is so like him.