Please, for the love of God, stop trying to “raise the roof.”
“Yeah, I’d love to lie prostrate on the couch and discuss The Way of the Pilgrim while sipping gin all evening long! Sounds fun.”
Take a deep breath. Life is too short to stress out.
Why are there so many rock songs about being sad and lost in Chinatown?
It’s your favorite store at the mall, admit it. But Hot Topic has changed, and now your mom is as subversive as you are. Sorry.
BuzzFeed’s newest hotshot hire isn’t really working out.
Okay, so your dad is a terrorist and all but why must you be so angsty!?