Excerpts from the document signed by Michele Bachmann that’s drawing allegations of racism, sexism, homophobia, anti-Islamic sentiment and general cuckoo bananas whackadoodie. It’s a pledge from a conservative advocacy group out of Iowa called The Family Leader—affiliated with Focus on the Family—asking Republican presidential candidates to denounce single parents, women in combat and anything with even the faintest whiff of gay. Oh, and it seems to be wistful for the days of slavery. If none of that frightens you, it also essentially calls for a ban of all pornography. Michele Bachmann was the first of the GOP field to apply her Hancock. Here are some select passages from The Marriage Vow, along with photos of its earliest and most enthusiastic signatory.
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Gavon Laessig
a year ago
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Rick Santorum officially entered the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. Let’s celebrate with this high school yearbook photo of young Richard from 1976. Is there any search result for this guy that isn’t embarrassing? More GOP yearbook photos over at The Atlantic.
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Gavon Laessig
a year ago
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The Centers For Disease Control released their findings from a 2006-2008 study of the sexual behavior of 15-to-24-year-olds in the United States, aka The Percentage of People Who Are Winning, Duh. Not much has changed since their last survey in 2002. Although you’ll notice that twice as many women report same sex relations as men. Super Winning, Duh.
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Gavon Laessig
2 years ago
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Meet Neil Lansing, an inmate in Sarasota, Florida who was found to be hiding a condom containing 30 items inside his rectum. Here’s a list of everything in his anal bindle. Exact brands are unknown, so the photos are embellishments.
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Gavon Laessig
2 years ago
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This is Joseph Kramer in the 1998 video “Uranus: Self Anal Massage for Men.” Yes, it is real.
WarmingGlow
2 years ago
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A 14-year old Chinese office worker (they start ‘em young) was killed when his office chair exploded, sending metal bits into his rectum. Oh, the humanity! As if we’re not slowly dying in these cubicles fast enough.
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Brian Ries
4 years ago
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