CELEBRITY BUZZ – While performing at the Glastonbury Festival, Wino punched someone in the audience before drunkenly (we hope, because otherwise she’s somehow lost all musical ability) being escorted away from the scene. Seriously, if we post any more items about Amy Winehouse, we at BuzzFeed might need our own trip to rehab.

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – Her father, Mitch, says in an interview that Amy has been diagnosed with “early stage emphysema.” It’s the cigarette and crack combination that is doing her in, apparently.

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1. She May Need an Oxygen Mask Soon
2. “… could be in a wheelchair within a month if she doesn’t stop smoking crack cocaine.”
3. She Still Has 70% Lung Capacity
4. “… it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her.”
5. After She Fainted Last Monday

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – Amy Winehouse is caught on camera cracked out and singing an astonishing racist chant. The UK Sun has “shocking” video and “shocking” pics of Amy Winehouse smoking crack with her husband, except it’s really not all that shocking. UPDATE: YouTube pulled the video but you can still WATCH IT HERE.

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1. “She is A Car-Wreck in Slow Motion!”
2. Shocking Racist Video! Shocking Crack Photos!
3. Video Of Amy Winehouse’s Racist Rant Makes Her Our Least Favorite Chola | Guanabee
4. Amy Winehouse Finally Releases New Song: A Racist, Cracked-Out Ditty
5. Amy Winehouse: ‘I’m the least racist person going’

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Amy Winehouse begs her husband not to divorce her, using baby mice and Pete Doherty. Just when it seemed like she couldn’t get any stranger, she plays with baby mice.

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1. The Backstory of the Video

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Pete Doherty plants one on Amy Winehouse, and the world realizes what a beautiful couple they’d make. At first glance, this seemed too trashy to post, but now it kind of serves the purpose of being diametrically opposed to the Scarlett-Penelope kiss.

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1. Hot Close-Ups! Open Sores!
2. Pete Is Finally Free! Kisses Amy Winehouse to Celebrate
3. Lots of Photos
4. Most Perfect Couple Ever, As Long as They Don’t Procreate
5. Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty Are Releasing a Duet Together
6. Pete Doherty visits Amy Winehouse at 4AM
7. Blakey’s Coming After Them…After He Gets Released from Prison

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – The front door to her apartment plays a weirdly central character in the photographic life of Amy Winehouse. It’s always popping up in paparazzi photos - that doorway has seen more in the last six months than most people see their whole lives.

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1. Peekaboo, I See You!
2. ‘Allo Guvn’r, Like Me Hickey?
3. You Rang?
4. The Ghost of Back Doors Past
5. And the Ghost of Bras Past, Too

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – Amy Winehouse allegedly continues a career of acting out troubling emotions by headbutting some guy at a bar in London. The scrap happened on Wednesday, but it took Scotland Yard detectives a few days to put together the clues. Previously: When Will Amy Winehouse Die?, Amy Winehouse Smokes The Crack, Bad Teeth.

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1. Amy Winehouse? Arrested for Assault?? Wonders Never Cease, Ever
2. Main Question: Who’s the Dude She Headbutted?
3. Kudos to Her for Heading to Scotland Yard Wearing Ballet Pumps
4. Winehouse Gets a Date with Da Police

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – A Chilean midget/imitator does a good Amy Winehouse. Oh and yes, these videos are somewhat insane. It’s shades of Mini Britney, with a Latin edge.

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1. La Pequena Does Amy Winehouse
2. La Pequena Does Amy Winehouse With Her Friend, Machine
3. Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One Before
4. “He’s totally my new boyfriend.”
5. You Will Not Be Able to Resist La Pequena Either!

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – Amy Winehouse is diagnosed with a highly contagious skin disease called impetigo, leading to blisters and bruises on her cheek. It used to be common amongst kids, but apparently celebrities can get them, too! Next time you go to greet someone with a kiss on the cheek, think about what sort of infectious diseases you might contract. It’s not worth it! Greet someone with a Honolulu Handshake instead.

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1. What’s Eating Amy? Could it be MRSA?
2. Ew…Find Out More about Impetigo on Wikipedia
3. Another Nutso Photo of Amy Winehouse
4. Educational: How to Treat and Prevent Nasal Impetigo
5. Note to Self: Don’t Pick at Sores in Your Mouth
6. Amy Winehouse Dosen’t Care What You Think
7. It’s Kind of Like a Milder Staph Infection
8. What is up with Amy Winehouse’s face? More Photos
9. Lots of Gross, Up-Close Photos
10. The Inner Turmoil is Actually Taking It Out On Winehouse’s Epidermis
11. Close-ups of Amy Winehouse’s Skin

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – The troubled singer has taken advantage of the Osbournes’ invitation to detox in their home rather than in rehab. Oh, what we would give to witness Amy show Ozzy how to use a universal remote control.

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1. Kelly and Amy Are Totally BFF’s
2. A Reality Show Waiting to Happen
3. Amy Winehouse to Sober Up with Ozzy Osbourne
4. “Boobs with a Side of Soy” (Also, See Pics of Vegetarian Strippers!)
5. A Roundup of Save Friday Night Lights Campaigns
6. Amy Winehouse Actually Looks Kinda Sober These Days

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