Sing-Off: Mitt Vs. Barack

Vote in the comments! It's the first real head-to-head contest of the 2012 election: A confident Mitt Romney offered a rendition of “America the Beautiful” in Florida this evening, which gives us the opportunity to compare his pipes to the President's. Who wins? Read More ›

nycsouthpaw 3 months ago 8 responses

Confident Romney Sings “America The Beautiful”

In The Villages for his final pre-primary event, Romney sings. The “hymn” is a staple in his stump speech, but this is the first time he's sung it. Read More ›

Zeke Miller 3 months ago 5 responses

How The U.S. Will Split

For years, a Russian professor has been predicting the end of the United States as we know it - a victim of civil war triggered by an epic moral and economic collapse. In his prediction map, Alaska goes to Russia (heh, Palin joke), The northeastern states join the European Union and “The Texas Republic” finally returns to Mexico. View Image ›

Brian Ries 3 years ago respond

Bans On Gay Marriage Pass

While Americans welcomed their first black president with open arms, it seems they’re still not down with the gays getting, y’know, equal rights and stuff. You’d have thought that the country’s favorite talk show host could have at least warmed California over, for goodness’ sake. Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

The World According To Americans

Who said Americans were egomaniacal ethnocentrics? We know exactly where our launderers come from, thank you very much. This map should come in handy if you’re deciding whether to spend your next vacation in a country of kangaroos or “pussies.” View Image ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

Drunk History Vol. 3: Oney Judge

In the third installment of one of the funniest series online, Jen Kirkman tells us about George Washington’s favorite slave, Oney. If only this was how we were taught history in high school, maybe we would have stayed in that AP class after all. Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 2 responses

WalMart Across America

Mom-and-Pop stores should continue to cower in fear as this live map demonstrates the frighteningly rapid growth of America’s most ubiquitous superstore. Why do we feel so much less dirty shopping at Costco? Two words: free samples. Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

Nobody Told George

Gas prices reaching $4 per gallon!? That’s ridiculous, at least according to our President, who wasn’t aware. So is he trying to get assassinated now? Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

Nick Hogan

As if it weren’t already easy enough to begrudge the spoiled offspring of the rich and famous, Nick Hogan (son of Hulk and recent MIRRF Linda) is suing a Florida sherriff’s department after they released tapes of him complaining about spending eight months in jail (for drag racing while drunk, which has left his friend and fellow passenger in “critical condition”), specifically in a cell “half the size of [his] bathroom at home.” Nick was also allegedly recorded asking his pop to set him up with a reality show upon release from the clink. Because any good parent knows that after eight months in solitary confinement, a kid’s best chance at being healthily rehabilitated back into society is, of course, to be endlessly followed by cameras and manipulative producers. Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

Fat Kids

Childhood obesity rates among American kids may have finally leveled off after years of rising steadily. Perhaps parents have finally learned that three cheeseburgers isn’t going to help Jack and Jill climb the hill to fetch a pail of water (unless, of course, it’s a pail of cheeseburgers). Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

3am Parodies

Video parodies are popping up left and right in response to Hillary Clinton’s “Red Phone” ad campaign. Although would it really be so bad if we elected the cast of Ghostbusters to office? Our vote’s officially on Rick Moranis. Read More ›

BuzzFeed 4 years ago 6 responses

935 Lies

The Center For Public Integrity compiled a database of lies told by the Bush White House regarding Iraq since 2001, tallying 935. In other news, puppies are cute. Read More ›

BuzzFeed 4 years ago respond