For years, a Russian professor has been predicting the end of the United States as we know it - a victim of civil war triggered by an epic moral and economic collapse. In his prediction map, Alaska goes to Russia (heh, Palin joke), The northeastern states join the European Union and “The Texas Republic” finally returns to Mexico.
Food Buzz Burger King single-handedly restores America's reputation in the world by airlifting Whoppers to rural people who have never tried a hamburger. What do you think of this ad campaign?
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