Style Buzz Male model Brad Koenig walked the Spring 2011 Chanel show with his 2-year-old, who is adorable. Also: double denim with white jackets is very hot for men. Write it down.
It's hard to blame them. He looks like a wax zombie version of himself. How does Suri manage?
The poem is “Litany,” by Billy Collins, who used to be Poet Laureate FYI. Here is the text of the poem, if you can read through your tears of joy and life-affirming-ness.
This is really the only way to park a neon-tiedyed minibike. FYI: her brother can do it too, but only on an empty wall. He also lacks a certain flair.
It is not all cute boys and singing babies, ok? That's only like 90%.
Culture Buzz Second only to cats in their cultural significance, small children with big dreams and exploitative parents took the 2009 internet by storm. Let's take a moment to reminisce before they grow up to be ugly and/or felons.
This child just skyrocketed into the Top 5 Cutest Kids on the internet. Give us a video and he unseats Amelie for number 1.
What the hell kind of sanitarium are these kids playing hide and seek in? (Today is apparently Cute Kids Video Day, sorry. THANKS FOR RUINING THE INTERNET, KANYE.)
Remember the cute little polka dot dress super-pregnant M.I.A. wore to the Grammy's? This is her 5-month-old son wearing the same ensemble. Kid is gonna run tumbling class.
In case you know of a baby who needs dressing in wildlife attire. I'll be baby-snatching on the corner for the rest of the afternoon, see you later.
This video sums up the reason for having kids, which is: to dress them up in costumes and teach them to say things they don't understand. I don't even play video games, and I'm on board with this one.
This is champion baby racer Kajus Aukščionis, who uses laptops for motivation. Seriously, all the other babies are crawling towards stuffed animals and this kid just wants to play some Minesweeper. At least I am assuming that's what the crazy language says.
Music Buzz This Pavement cover sent me on something of a downward YouTube spiral as far as singing kids are concerned. Here is a round-up of the cutest yet age-inappropriate performances out there.
HuffPost has a great collection of kid photos from the tea bagging parties. I'm posting this because a) they're funny b) baby photos are kind of my beat.
Here is your Redemptive Baby Picture of the day. Don't worry, America! That baby-holding face could never hit anyone.
Aww look, we finally get to see Amy Poehler and Will Arnett's kid. He has Mommy's crazy eyes.
Dinner to your door in 30 minutes or less! Has this baby already been de-boned or something? The head looks a little big for the volume in the bag.
Four-month-old Dorian is not jazzed about the new wax Obama. That is the purest expression of terror I've ever seen, and yet…so cute.