Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo.
For one thing, his name is not actually Jonas.
Are you a summer babe, a kool thing, or are you feeling sinister? Time to learn the truth.
“What’s real and what’s for sale?” (Caution: NSFW-ish language)
Are you angsty, very angsty, or extremely angsty?
Time to find out whether you’re Miss World, or more of a Cornflake Girl.
All of these rock bands are famous, believe it or not.
Why was Alanis Morrissette so upset about that cross-eyed bear?
Before the internet, the best way to find out about cool music was watch MTV after midnight on Sundays. Or, you know, set your VCR to tape it.
The debut album you never heard from Clarissa Explains It All is a study in mediocre Training-Bra Rock.