The Neverending Story Of MLB’s Drug Problem Is About To Add Another Infinity Chapters
A means to no end, our baseball overlords are doubling down on catching cheaters after the fact. It’s better than nothing, but by how much?
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How A Star Baseball Player’s Family Decorates Their Christmas Tree
A case study with the best pitcher in baseball.
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The Many Faces Of Alex Rodriguez’s Disastrous October
It’s been a rough post-season for the highest paid player in the history of baseball.
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A-Rod Spent The End Of A Playoff Game Trying To Get Laid
After being taken out of Game 1 of the ALCS, A-Rod spent the rest of the evening hitting on a pair of female fans.
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The Yankees Just Benched Their $29 Million Man
Alex Rodriguez might be a future Hall of Famer and 14-time All Star, but he won’t be in the starting lineup for tonight’s deciding Yankees-Orioles Game 5.
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Bench Player Replaces A-Rod, Becomes A Playoff Legend
Not only does this story have an unlikely hero in Raúl Ibáñez, but it legitimately humbles Alex Rodriguez. I didn’t know that was possible.
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A-Rod Plays Hide And Seek
Kinda like how his offensive prowess hid for the last two weeks. BOOM. But seriously, A-Rod dorkily hides from paparazzi. He wouldn’t want to be seen paying for parking. View List ›
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30 Famous Foot Fetishists
Rex Ryan has some pretty distinguished company in the Foot Fancy Club. Who knew that the head coach of the New York Jets would be sucking toes alongside the likes of James Joyce and Andy Warhol? View List ›
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Alex Rodriguez Chats Up Kelly Bensimon on nypost.com ›
Talking to people in public is now tantamount to necking and heavy petting.
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Now, It’s Jeter’s Turn to Reach a Milestone on nytimes.com ›
Attention now turns from Alex Rodriguez to Derek Jeter, who is poised to surpass Babe Ruth on the career hits list.
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News Analysis: Rodriguez’s Chase Offers Chance to Re-examine Aaron on nytimes.com ›
Alex Rodriguez’s climb up the home run chart offers another reminder of Hank Aaron’s late-career accomplishments.
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Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz are Secret Lovers on nypost.com ›
Why would you want to keep something so beautiful a secret?
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A-Rod Centaur Fan Art
So, Us Weekly is reporting today that A-Rod likes to keep huge portraits of himself depicted as a centaur above his bed. For the ladies. Can we please make some fan art for him based around this theme? This is important. Post yours below. Read More ›
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ARod’s B*tch Tits
Hey guys, ARod has a new nickname, courtesy of the New York Yankees! It is “Bitch Tits,” because of the man breasts he grew from all those steroids. We also learned today that ARod has been juicing since conception, basically, and that he is a bad tipper at Hooters. Probably because there are jealousy issues. Read More ›
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Jimmy Fallon Does A-Rod
The newest host on the late night circuit, Jimmy Fallon, recreates A-Rod’s recent Details photoshoot. Can one really mock something that was so hilarious in the first place? I think about this everyday. View Image ›
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ARod’s Details Cover Shoot
Here are some really poorly-timed photographs of Alex Rodriguez. To me it looks like he’s one frame away from sticking a syringe in his arm. The mattresses are kind of overkill, no? View Image ›
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Selena Roberts And A-Rod
Alex Rodriguez is accusing the Sports Illustrated reporter behind the steroids story of stalking him. Roberts has a book on Rodriguez coming out soon, which he seems none to happy about. He’s saying now that she’s been thrown out of the lobby of his apartment in New York and tried to break into his place in Miami. Read More ›
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Ball Practice
Alex Rodriguez in the midst of ball practice. If Madonna were there, her muscular fingers could position that cup juuuuust right. View Image ›
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Alicia Marie
A champion bodybuilder and fitness model is just another girl in A-Rod’s harem. Slammin’ bod or hot tranny mess? You decide! Read More ›
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Madonna And Alex Rodriguez?
Is the New York Yankees third baseman coming between Madge and Guy Ritchie? Us Magazine and OK both have “sources” who claim A-Rod has been visiting Madonna’s apartment on the sly, and leaving “as late as midnight”! Read More ›
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Coco Crisp
Boston Red Sox’s Coco Crisp was hit on the right hip by Tampa Bay Rays pitcher James Shields during the second inning of a baseball game Thursday night. The big news in sports today involves a guy who’s named after your favorite cereal! Read More ›
