The state of Alaska released 24,199 pages worth of Sarah Palin’s e-mails from when she was governor, fulfilling press inquiries dating back to 2008 in one massive document dump. Media outlets are slowly poring over the documents to better get a glimpse of her half-term in office, including a live blog of revelations at The Atlantic. View List ›
In chronological order! Today’s disaster is merely one of many reminders that Mother Nature only tolerates our presence most of the time. From ancient Greece to modern day Peru, millions have suffered the devastating effects of tectonic shift. View List ›
According to the National Enquirer, this is the woman with whom Sarah Palin’s First Dude has been going rogue. Her name is Shailey Tripp (I know, his grandchild’s name—an added wrinkle of barf), a masseuse who has previously been arrested on charges of “maintaining a house of prostitution.” Skepticism is justifiable considering this originated in The Enquirer, but they did break the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter story, so their batting average on gross political sex scandals is depressingly high. View List ›
Sarah Palin’s new book, “America by Heart,” has been leaked to the press. Here are the best parts, illustrated. View List ›
We’re all in for a treat this weekend. Sarah Palin’s new reality show, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” debuts this Sunday. To mark this monumental moment in television history, here is some of the best Palin fan art from the minds of DeviantART. View List ›
I’m sorry, Bristol. I think you’re pretty but the gloves made me do it. Also, there’s a problem when you’re 19 and Florence Henderson is dressing sluttier than you. View List ›
He has better grammar too! View Image ›
No state benefits more from federal largess, but a senator voted against the stimulus bill the governor decries intrusive policies.
Former Senator Ted Stevens died in a small plane crash in his home state of Alaska, a family spokesman said on Tuesday. The family has been notified that Senator Stevens did not survive the crash,” family spokesman Mitch Rose said.
RIP Ted Stevens. Ex-senator Ted Stevens, known best for his belief in the internet as a series of tubes, died in a plane crash yesterday in Alaska.
Ted Stevens was killed in a plane crashed in Alaska. Ted Stevens, the longest-serving GOP senator, was among the five people killed in the crash — there were three survivors. The series of tubes known as the internet will mourn his passing. View Media ›
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a brainless, endlessly self-promotional, greedy, gay-hating, moose-slaughtering, opportunistic, overconfident blowhard baby machine…in a cape! One thing’s for sure: her boobs like uh-MAZING! View Image ›
‘Going Maverick! The Sarah Palin Story’ traces the steps of the Alaskan Governor who *almost* made it to the White House — the now-old story is made anew with almost every character being played by a dildo. It’s easy to all politicians a bunch of dicks, but what if they were literally a bunch of dicks? Ah HA! Watch Video ›
So there’s a huge thing floating of the coast of Alaska and this is what their saying about it: “It’s certainly biological.” “It’s definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter.” Also “someone turned in what was left of a dead goose — just bones and feathers — to the borough’s wildlife department.”
The hilariously named Mount Redoubt volcano erupted multiple times late last night, blowing a plume of smoke and debris 20-50,000 feet into the air. Anchorage is safe so far, but residents are buying breathing masks and stocking up on water and Ramen just in case. Read More ›
Nothing to do with Sarah Palin, I promise. Just a bear, waving hi, like they do before they viciously attack. Don’t be fooled! View Image ›
Prom flowers are the new $2500 Valentino jacket. Or maybe she just threw herself an Inaugural Ball of One in Wasilla. View Image ›
The Anchorage Daily News has endorsed Barack Obama. Maybe Sarah Palin should have read more newspapers.
The New Yorker cleverly points out that the distance to Russia from the governor’s mansion in Juneau, Alaska, is about 1,200 miles. View Image ›
Eighteen Alaskan scientists are on a mission to exterminate an enormous population of Norway rats that have overtaken Rat Island, a tiny island at the end of the Aleutian chain. The rats, who will soon face $3 million worth of tiny toxic pebbles, jumped off a shipwrecked Japanese ship sometime in the 18th century and have been breeding like coeds ever since. Read More ›
Attention John McCain, Attention John McCain! Diddy thinks you’re bugging the f*** out. He’s also not sure if there are any black people in Alaska. No disrespect. Watch Video ›
Alaska’s governor is suddenly everyone’s favorite politician of 2007. A pot smoking, moose burger eating former beauty queen (Miss Wasilla 1984!) who recently posed for a Vogue shoot, Palin is the anti-Bush, popularity-wise. Update: McCain selects Sarah Palin as his VP! Crazy. Read More ›