Lindsay's li'l sis is barely legal, and yet her shape-shifting ways have essentially hit a wall. Dita Von Teese, watch your back: there's another ghostly faux-lebrity pin-up on your tail, and she probably can't drive yet.
You guys wanna know what’s really old? McCain is! Watch this video, and let a jelly donut tell you why. It’s like a rap remix of Things Younger Than McCain except we learn about Cranky Gramps more eccentric elderly traits. For instance, did you know he’s so old he farts dust?