Music Buzz Who let grandma get drunk and start singing again? Steven Tyler, of Aerosmith, “American Idol” and the art-imitating-life piece, “Dude (Looks Like a Lady),” sang the National Anthem at today's AFC Championship game. And by “sang,” I mean “took an aural shit on,” because YIKES. (via Gawker)
Celebrity Buzz And his breasts hit the Earth. Gravity and age are cruel.
As an 8-year-old obsessed with My Little Pony, this is exactly what I thought my adult life was going to be like.
Celebrity Buzz It happens to all of us. We get older, our hair gets gray, our faces wrinkle, and we become old lesbians. It just happens.
Beware, says one YouTuber who claims that Obama's health care plan will be like registering your Camry, replete with an office filled with “broken cabinet doors.” Huh??? Also, Aerosmith hates your president. Just so you know.
Music Buzz Aw. The 61-year-old singer fell off the stage in Sturgis, South Dakota, and had to be taken from the hospital. Poor little old man!