Celebrity Buzz Posh and Becks. TomKat. Don and Betty Draper. Kate Upton — and every Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model for the past three years, for that matter. Though everybody looked just lovely on the Oscar red carpet, all the famous people you really care about showed up to the Vanity Fair after-party instead. Herewith, 100 photos of A-listers ready to party the night away.
Celebrity Buzz Sorcery! The Oscar-winning half of Flight of the Conchords was fond of tossing his statuette like a baton last night.
Movie Buzz What she said. It's your 2012 Oscars Best Picture category profanity reel! (via The Daily What)
TV Buzz What really lies (and sits, and jumps) at the end of a three-hour awards show? Uggie does.
TV Buzz You know how the camera pans to every nominee of a category as the winner is being announced? Here are 10 GIFs of those who won and lost in the categories of Best Actor and Best Actress. H/T to Rich Juzwiak and Bobby Finger for the great idea.
TV Buzz This concerns me. Tim Gunn was one of ABC's pre-Oscars red carpet correspondents. Unfortunately, Gunn's intros and outros—along with basically every other part of his performance—weren't quite as ravishingly fabulous as the famous women he had the privilege of interviewing.
Movie Buzz Because people minding their own business walking around New York City deserve to be accosted by people in formal wear and given awards too.
TV Buzz Has anyone been this adorably thrilled to present an award before? Probably not.
Celebrity Buzz When photographers are taking pictures from every angle imaginable, even the prettiest of celebrities aren't immune to a wacky candid shot. Here are the 10 best from tonight.
TV Buzz New year, new JLo wardrobe malfunction! Flanked by an equally giddy Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez presented two trophies at tonight's Academy Awards—and then she gave away a couple of Oscars.
Celebrity Buzz Looks like Hollywood brought their “A game” this year. Quite a dapper crowd.
TV Buzz He's going for the “Three-Dimensional Chef From The Future” look, obviously.
TV Buzz Sacha Baron Cohen appeared on the Oscars red carpet dressed as The Dictator tonight and as he was being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest he “lost control” of urn holding “Kim Jong Il's ashes” and spilled them all over the E! host. Seacrest looked PISSED.
Food Buzz Here's some delicious incentive to watch the Academy Awards on Sunday — cupcakes inspired by Oscar winners and nominees. Some of these films may have won Best Picture, but which one gets the coveted Best Cupcake?
Celebrity Buzz Here's Sacha Baron Cohen in a video statement and appearing on “Today” as his character from “The Dictator.” Ann Curry gets hilariously, visibly uncomfortable and cuts the interview short. “How is your eunuch, Al Roker?”
Food Buzz The folks at Serious Eats played with their food again and made these Oscar-themed hot dogs inspired by each of the films nominated for Best Picture. Forget the Academy Awards—who will win best “Oscar Dog”?
TV Buzz I don't know precisely why, but I find 13-year-old movie critic Jackson Murphy—aka “Lights-Camera-Jackson”—to be insufferable. Maybe it's that his robotic inauthenticity reminds me of a younger Mitt Romney. Or maybe he's just that damn irritating.
TV Buzz Earlier today, all of the nominees for the 84th Academy Awards attended a luncheon in their honor and took a gigantic group shot. It's like “Where's Waldo,” but with really rich and famous people!
Movie Buzz Don't underestimate the irrational rage of a Twitard. But do laugh at it!
Celebrity Buzz A crappy companion piece to the Oscar nominations. This list is a composite of predictions from film critics as to which cinematic atrocity will win the uncoveted Razzie for Worst Picture, compiled by awards show handicappers GoldDerby.
Celebrity Buzz In the only way you'd expect Albert Brooks to respond. Once considered an odds-on-favorite to win a best supporting actor nomination for his role as the razor-toting gangster opposite Ryan Gosling, Brooks took to Twitter this morning upon hearing that he'd been snubbed for an Oscar.
Celebrity Buzz The 84th Academy Awards nominees are…not terribly surprising. Although “Hugo” is putting points on the board and leading the pack (mixed sports metaphors) with 11 nominations, followed closely by “The Artist” with 10.
Celebrity Buzz Ricky Gervais? Tina Fey? Louis C.K.? Nah, dude…think SUPER risky.
Celebrity Buzz And as a result of being awesome, he's no longer producing the Oscars. Here's Brett Ratner, visionary director behind the wildly successful and totally living up to expectations Tower Heist, on his painstaking film-making process. To be fair, he's since apologized for this comment. But I don't really feel like being fair. This guy is the worst. At everything.
The 2012 Academy Awards producer Brett Ratner is gunning for Eddie Murphy as the frontrunner to host next year's ceremony. This probably has to do with the fact that Ratner is attached to an upcoming project of Eddie's more so than Axel Foley having a knack for hosting award shows … because he doesn't. That purple leather suit from “Raw” would be cool to see again though. (via.)
Celebrity Buzz Spotted at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, here's a photostrip of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. How were they able to fit a motorboat into the booth?
Celebrity Buzz Did you miss the Oscars? So did I. Luckily we have Twitter to fill us in on everything we missed.
The actress gets a little too excited after winning her Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. The Fighter star is shown apologizing for swearing during her acceptance speech and accepting the award from screen legend Kirk Douglas, who turned on his charm.