*Makes five tattoo appointments immediately*
About the final two books in the A Song of Ice and Fire series. NO SPOILERS.
“It’s like chasing butterflies and trying not to crush them.”
This train calls at all stations to King’s Landing.
The prolific and frequently adapted writer has written an episode of CBS’ Under the Dome, but the series still diverges greatly from his original novel. As far as King is concerned, that’s part of the thrill of adaptation.
The latest season of HBO’s hit fantasy drama looked perfect from far away, but up close it was a big old mess. WARNING: Spoilers through the season finale.
“Did you make this computer out of wood? Did you carve it?”
Ironically, this post does contain a Game Of Thrones spoiler.
This post is literally one gigantic SPOILER, even if you’re caught up on the show. But aren’t you kind of curious how they did it?
Essentially, in the books, everyone’s younger, uglier, and they’re always eating. This has no spoilers for the first three seasons!
I swear by the old gods and the new that this will help you catch up before the Season 4 premiere Sunday, April 6 on HBO.
Westeros is even more rich and complex than you thought!
Obsessive Game of Thrones fans know that to watch the show is to be blown away by its vastness — especially in regard to its cast. After constantly wondering how much time the actors are actually on screen as the show whips around its huge world, I decided to find out — so I calculated the screen time for the top 68 characters in the HBO drama’s most recent third season.
Sansa Stark and Tyrion Lannister are made for each other… they just don’t know it yet. Proof positive that movie trailers can be deceiving.
George R.R. Martin, you wanton seductress. When Teshara noticed something amiss with their copy of A Feast For Crows they knew the best response was screencaps for posterity.
If you’ve got it, flaunt it. Custom jewelry Gemvara created jewelry fit for any of the noble Houses of the Seven Kingdoms.
Company motto: We understand the importance of vows. Subtle, threatening, succinct.
HBO’s throne might be iconic, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the real deal. George R.R. Martin recently revealed the true seat the kings of Westeros rule from.
Perhaps the most difficult task in all of history. Scott Meyer of Basic Instructions makes a valiant effort.
The third book in George R.R. Martin’s series is so massive and action-packed that HBO split it in two. Now that Season 3 is over, what could be to come? Beware, huge spoilers ahead!
She doesn’t like you that way, bro.
If we don’t laugh, we’ll cry. And if we cry, we’ll rock back and forth in the fetal position and never stop. (Warning: Massive spoilers inside!)
I’ll trade you two Joffreys for a Robb. Look Wizards of the Coast, Tumblr user Jermtube made all the cards, now all you have to do is profit.
Ugh are they ever going to connect Winterfell to the Eyrie without changing trains? Juicy Squid drew out the journeys of each character as their own subway line. (Warning: Minor spoilers.)
You go and play your game of thrones: just know who’s really running the show.
Bran’s loyal companion doesn’t speak much, but when he does, it’s always memorable.
Like, way more than the George R.R. Martin books.
Well the major Houses at least. Sorry minor nobility, you aren’t cool enough for Disney.