If Holocaust survivors knew how to use the Internet, they'd probably find this a lot more funny. Although, really, you don't have to be a Holocaust survivor to want to flush this a-hole down a giant toilet.
Culture Buzz The terrible staff at The Valley Swim Club barred a bunch of Black campers from swimming after fear that they would change “the complexion of the club.” The club, which boasts “open membership,” is apparently welcoming to all types of Caucasian, bigoted a-holes.
Man, everyone shops at American Apparel now. Credit where credit is due: those guys are the Original Gangstas of ironic beards.
While this may be a poorly disguised attempt at achieving viral infamy, we're nevertheless floored by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz agreement to a “prank” in which he ends up drinking his own urine. If only the real prank were that he didn't actually father a kid. There isn't enough money in the world to save poor Bronx Mowgli from a dad so humiliating, he swigs pee and wears Clockwork Orange eye make-up for attention.