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Culture Buzz In case you missed it, Horsemaning was a thing last week! Yay for things! But now, there's a backlash. Backlashes are fun too. Sometimes more fun than the actual thing - even though there are more words and fewer pictures. Let's have a look.
Movie Buzz Here they are, all the nominations. Can't believe Somewhere didn't get nominated for sound editing. Oh, well. What are your picks?
TV Buzz We all know that the Law & Order theme drives dogs nuts, but it seems that the intro to The Colbert Report has a similar effect. At least their taste in television shows seems to be improving.
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Hey guys! Help us create what is possibly the stupidest Twitter trending topic ever: #dogmoviequotes. Just take any well-known quote from a movie and awkwardly insert a dog-related word, making the quote something a dog might say if it gained the power of speech! You know, like, “Nobody puts Baby in the kennel.” Go!
How many of these symptoms do you suffer from? If you're a Facebook addict, the Center For Delusion can help. Just remember this one simple rule: NO. ONE. CARES.
Today is kind of a big deal. Celebrate, recognize, memorialize, commemorate or mourn however you see fit.
This is hilarious!! The English in here is all different and wrong-sounding!!! This is worth checking out, y'all. For sure!!!
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Buzzfeed made this page to showcase failed buzz (shit that no one cared about). Apparently, people stopped caring about not caring 9 months ago.
Culture Buzz So I was wondering what the most boring videos on YouTube are, and now here they are. You're welcome.
Culture Buzz First black presidential candidate! First Republican female VP candidate! OMG Michael Phelps 8 golds! We’re growing weary of all the era-defining moments of the last few weeks. Seriously, can’t we just go back to a regular, slow-news August? We’re world-historically tired.
The North Shore Sun received pictures of a dead creature that supposedly looked like the Montauk Monster. Three Long Islanders have testified to seeing the animal. The poor animal corpse washes ashore just as people have stopped caring so much about monsters. It makes me question the meaning of life and death, and whether anything means anything anymore.
Food Buzz The FDA announces the Great Tomato Scare of Aught Eight is finally over. Thank god we all survived! For a while there, we couldn’t even get beefsteak tomatoes on our pizza. Now the FDA is saying tomatoes might never have been the source of the outbreak to begin with. Watch out for those peppers, though!
Celebrity Buzz Ethan Hawke has married his former nanny in secret. Shawhughes was originally hired by Uma Thurman to look after the two children she and Hawke had together. Now the former nanny is about to give birth to her first child with Hawke, and his rep admits the couple was secretly married in New York last month. If only Sarah Larson had been so lucky with Clooney!
Candid photos of one half of the twin superduo partying have leaked on the web. Stars are just like us, in the sense that their un-staged party photos make their lives look pretty boring/unglamorous/a lot like college.
It’s just so rare that someone takes the time to write graffiti that amounts to “meh”. Send your best examples to editor@buzzfeed.com, and we’ll run our favorites (with thanks to Demetri Martin).
Business Buzz An online banner with the ubiquitous Ray wearing a scarf that may or may not be a keffiyeh has been pulled after a conservative outcry. Michelle Malkin was shocked, shocked! Will Keffiyeh Gate rally the blogosphere to her fashion cause? Or has the scarf been passé long enough now that all she’ll garner is a collective “meh”?
Celebrity Buzz Jessica Simpson celebrates Tony Romo’s birthday by singing, flinging cake and posing for the cameras. We’ve heard good things about red velvet cake, but the blue stuff in these photos looks as though it might be Smurf-inducing.
Music Buzz Pete Doherty is reuniting with his former Libertines bandmate to write a musical for a well-known London theater. Good luck suspending your disbelief: The plot of this yet-to-be-written classic of musical theater will revolve around a young rock band struggling with fame. Maybe it will feature drug use? Stay tuned!
Celebrity Buzz Tori Spelling and Eminem both announce they’re at work on their memoirs. New works from two of our favorite authors! Is this better than celeb twins, or should we give it the No One Cares tag?
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