Just because you were born in the ’80s doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have been dancing at Studio 54 in the ’70s.
For one thing, his name is not actually Jonas.
Are you a summer babe, a kool thing, or are you feeling sinister? Time to learn the truth.
Are you angsty, very angsty, or extremely angsty?
Time to find out whether you’re Miss World, or more of a Cornflake Girl.
Why was Alanis Morrissette so upset about that cross-eyed bear?
Before the internet, the best way to find out about cool music was watch MTV after midnight on Sundays. Or, you know, set your VCR to tape it.
This is one of the few times when the sketchy hitchhiker you picked up that looks like Dave Matthews actually was Dave Matthews.