Culture Buzz Ever think you’d learn a lesson in child abuse from Winnie The Pooh? And another thing: why were so many public service announcements disguised as children’s entertainment in the eighties (and were they as creepy then as they are now)?
Celebrity Buzz Sure, “everybody wants to be cool,” but Pee Wee Herman assures you that crack cocaine won’t do the trick. Will dancing like you’re seizuring and wearing a suit three sizes too short do the trick? Whatever the case, it’s probably a lot more pleasant than crack.
The Rubik’s Cube - a toy custom-made for a generation of Wall Street douches on coke benders - apparently benefited from goop that could help you “see how fast you [can] go.”
Music Buzz The Australian-born former child actor is making a splash with his futuristic funk that is as progressive as it is a throwback to eighties New Wave. Despite oozing a hipster aesthetic of dressing like an extra on the set of White Men Can’t Jump (and waiting for you to appreciate it), Sparro backs up his colorful style with a signature sound that proves he is, in fact, the real deal.
Food Buzz According to the long-lost British cast member of Designing Women, some of the coolest chorus boys ever are getting into making whole grain bread. We don’t know where this guy’s been, but we’ll venture to guess he didn’t wash his hands before kneading that dough.
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