If you thought the Chuck E. Cheese animatronics of the ’90s were creepy, then check out what ’70s kids had to deal with.
WARNING: Adorableness ahead!
These 1970s Sears matching pajamas were out-of-this-world ridiculous.
He was the baddest man in the whole damn, I mean, DARN, town — according to this 1978 Welk version of the Jim Croce hit. And the dancers really cut loose. In a Welk way. You’ll need a STRONG glass of milk after seeing this. (Maybe even chocolate.)