CELEBRITY BUZZ: Fulbright, a former Arizona pageant winner (and law clerk for a U.S. District Judge), is accused of kidnapping her boyfriend. Hi Kumari! Meet Lauren Caitlin Upton, Amy Polumbo, Sarah Palin and the rest of the cast of “I Want To Be A Beauty Queen, But Not One Famous For Her Beauty.”

The Best Links:

1. Kumari Fulbright’s Terrifying Mugshot
2. Sadistic Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright: Now Also A Bigot
3. Beauty Queen Vs. Fire Dancer: Who Has The Better Mugshot?
4. Kumari Fulbright’s Facebook Profile
5. Pinup Girl Law Student Indicted in Kidnap
6. Kumari Fulbright Accused of Kidnapping in Arizona
7. When Did Kidnapping Become Sexy?
8. This Is The American Titocracy
9. Beauty Queen Goes Bad
10. Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Became a Criminal.
11. Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Kumari Fulbright

CULTURE BUZZ: Miss Teen South Carolina answers a beauty pageant question about American ignorance by showing off some of her own. Watch as Miss Upton attempts to answer the following: “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?”

The Best Links:

1. The Video: Miss Teen South Carolina Tries To Answer A Question
2. Update: Pageant Contestant Explains Her Answer
3. “Hey, Americans can too find the U.S. on a map!”
4. All About Miss South Carolina Teen USA
5. Video: Miss S.C. Teen USA’s Geography Pop Quiz
6. Miss South Carolina Teen USA Homepage
7. Transcript Of Her Answer
8. Watch Lauren Upton answer several other questions (video)
9. South Africans For Miss South Carolina (Facebook group)
10. Lauren Caitlin Upton explaining herself on the Today Show (video)
11. Map Of Miss Teen South Carolina’s Response
12. Very Short List loves the Upton video
13. View From Australia: “Beauty queen’s blonde moment”
14. The Future of Our USAmerica for the Iraq and Asian countries

SPORTS BUZZ: Star pole vaulter and high school senior Allison Stokke is plagued by unwanted internet popularity. Oops, we’re giving her even more internet attention. Sorry, Allison! Don’t hate us.

The Best Links:

1. Allisonstokkepictures.com features creepy wallpapers and every Stokke picture on the net
2. OMG, watch this video until the end to see the local news anchors drool over Allison Stokke
3. Insane MySpace fan page with pervy slide show and 2500 “friends”
4. See the pictures that caused male bloggers to go nuts for this “Barely Legal Pole Vaulter”
5. Some Pics! And Even a Video!
6. Allison Stokke has been replaced by Soccer Star Amanda Cicchini
7. Men Intrigued by Allison’s Pole-Handling
8. Stokke fan club with tons of pics and video links
9. Rumors of a Nike Contract are A-Stir
10. Wikipedia Keeps Deleting the Allison Stokke’s entry
11. A gallery of 100 pictures!
12. Allison Stokke’s Life has Room for One “Douchebag” Only.
13. The Bloggers’ New Obsession: Allison Stokke
14. Allison Stokke on Teenwag.com: 42 Photos!
15. The Washington Post Article: Teen Tests Internet’s Lewd Track Record
16. Allison Stokke Hits the Front Page of the Washington Post, Usually Reserved for Real News like the Iraq War
17. Is Allison Stokke Dating a Douchebag? Submit Your Thoughts
18. Blogger defends Allison Stokke’s privacy
19. Unwanted Attention Seems to Just Attract More Attention
20. I Would Love to Care about Pole Vaulting
21. Al Gore Ruining the Life of Young Pole Vaulters
22. Alisson Stokke Crashed My Servers
23. Allison Stokke’s Boyfriend Not Nearly as Hot as She Is