So stupid, but I felt compelled to finish it. The Goldfish one made me feel a little better though.

Major nostalgia here. Anyway, 13 makes perfect sense because it’s around that age that kids start buying things for themselves, and Disney’s all about the money.

No, it’s a waste of delicious bourbon! :p

Carbs are not a drug, okay?

I don’t know why you even read this article. What were you expecting?

Well, it’s not like they can leave and go shopping for new shoes if all they brought were flip-flops.

Nope, crunchy bacon is the best bacon.

I didn’t see “If evolution is real, why are there still monkeys?”  Obviously, there are plenty of theists who also accept evolution, but they tend not to be the people who use these other arguments.

Five Guys lets you put anything on a grilled cheese too. Plus, peanut oil is delicious.

No thanks, let’s stick to pro-choice. You don’t get to decide for somebody else if her situation allows for abortion; she does.