The Worst FB Statuses No One Should Share Again

Some people just don’t know when to keep things to themselves, especially on Facebook. Certain things are better left unshared, just like the Taco Bell Loaded Grillers, amazing appetizers you don’t have to share.

1. Yay! I got into COLLAGE!


Like count: 0

2. Gf’s bring pain and so much Missouri


Like count: 1

3. Just curious if you know when the narhwal bacons..


Comment count: 5

4. Mid-text message and I look to my right to see an old man flipping me off.. I was still watching the road you old jerk!


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5. I hate my new boss..


Like count: 1 - from her boss

6. Daniel— I am so sorry. I hate that I have to tell you this way, but you still won’t answer my phone calls. I understand. I got a call from the obgyn this afternoon and he said it was positive, but only for herpes. Please call me back.


Comment Count: 1 - from herself: “STOP DO NOT READ THIS. THIS WAS A PRIVATE MESSAGE I TYPED IN THE WRONG BOX, HOW DO YOU DELETE THIS???

7. nothing is ever black and white


Comment Count: 6
“Skunks are”
“and newspapers”
“penguins”
“old movies”
“oreos”
“zebras”

8. When I get home I plan on washing my dirty shirts socks uniforms underwear pants and jackets. Now you know……


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9. ok I dont wont one naber to complane about me droping the f-bom or being noyse enytime for this apartment has rules an all of you how knows me if this is to be quoiet time from 9pm to 9am that is wat it means you dont vackuom at 10 pm or put up pechers…


at 9pm an the list gose on an if u dont think some one shouldnt swear oround u an your kids that i agrey on then u shouldnt be caling your boyfriends little girl a hour in front of his girl or your ouwen my nabers comlen that im noisey swering naber well ill tell u yes i swaer but not around littleones an if i do they know when they get up to 18 years old an wont to swear like me then go a head but not be for then right. an you dont somp down or uo the staers at 7 am at 9 am you can make all the flippen noise i wont but at 9 pm tel 9am pleace shut the f*** up no noes mense no f***ing noice thank you.

Like Count: 0

10. 2013th lap around the sun :)


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11. Andrew’s surprise going away party at out house tonight


Comment Count: 1 - from Andrew.
“lol”

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