2. Refusing to buy something IRL because you found it cheaper online.
All you do is *win win win.*
3. Staying in to binge on TV instead of going out to see friends.
Because you’re worth it!
4. Dancing inappropriately in inappropriate places…
…while dressed in inappropriate clothing.
5. Telling your friends you’re gonna arrive in five minutes when you haven’t even left yet.
6. Listening to your new favorite song on repeat for days at a time.
7. Arriving late because you stopped to get food.
Your friends can wait.
8. Snooping on your significant other’s texts.
Don’t ask questions — don’t get answers.
9. Getting more than 12 hours of sleep on the weekends.
Who doesn’t want to feel well rested?
10. Treating yourself to something lavish.
Just do you.