New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator

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New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator

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Sticky Moments thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is OMG, LOL & WTF about a year ago ×
Jiahui C. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF about 3 years ago ×
punkmonkey thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF about 3 years ago ×
Berkeley G. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew & WTF about 3 years ago ×
RAN New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator and thinks it’s Trashy, LOL & Cute about 3 years ago ×
Angelica Mata thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew about 3 years ago ×
Paola D thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew about 3 years ago ×
cbm thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew about 3 years ago ×
Erin F. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF about 3 years ago ×
jonaimil thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is LOL about 3 years ago ×
Justin S. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew & WTF about 3 years ago ×
gutsymmetries thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF about 3 years ago ×
thelazygecko thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew about 3 years ago ×
Erika Gutierrez thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is OMG about 3 years ago ×
Renee Leblanc thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew & WTF about 3 years ago ×
Danielle W. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF & Ew about 3 years ago ×
domito thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Old about 3 years ago ×
Frolf Grizbee 3 years ago

Can you fill it up with Hormel chili, pickle juice and maple syrup for the after-birth?
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Montebello thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF & Ew about 3 years ago ×
courtc777 3 years ago

Those aren’t little spaceships those babies are in…..
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courtc777 thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF & Ew about 3 years ago ×
musicdon thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF about 3 years ago ×
minjae thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew about 3 years ago ×
Amanda thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Old about 3 years ago ×
New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator was rebuzzed by Tim K. about 3 years ago ×
Tim K. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF about 3 years ago ×
Michele A. 3 years ago

ok…after watching this, i’m kinda glad that i’m having a c-section…lol.
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Michele A. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew about 3 years ago ×
Wowt thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Cute about 3 years ago ×
Wowt 3 years ago

Come on guys. How did you think a baby would leave the womb… portals?
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ifeedbighorns 3 years ago

Yes, forceps are used “that” way and yes, they are considered safe, providing that the physician is experienced in their use.
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Kelley thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew about 3 years ago ×
ananas 3 years ago

But does the doll threaten to sue you and run you out of high risk states? I’ll take it.
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Jimmy Meltrigger 3 years ago

Jeez you guys, actual birth is a lot more gruesome than that.
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Mirielle 3 years ago

Whoa, whoa.. Are forceps really used *that* way when a woman’s giving birth? That can’t be safe.
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Dan Space thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew & WTF about 3 years ago ×
Dino-Ray thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is LOL about 3 years ago ×
Matthew Z. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is LOL & WTF about 3 years ago ×
Mock Turtle thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew & WTF about 3 years ago ×
Christy T. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is OMG about 3 years ago ×
5oo thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew about 3 years ago ×
Abby J. 3 years ago

Sadly, I have seen this video before…And, now again. Ugh.
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Abby J. thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Old about 3 years ago ×
rizoey thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF about 3 years ago ×
BobSaget thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew & WTF about 3 years ago ×
bananarama 3 years ago

wtf (O)_o
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ksmags thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew about 3 years ago ×
oOo 3 years ago

It would be awesome if some other company made an adapter kit to turn it into a sex doll.
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Connie T thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF about 3 years ago ×
Nicole Rose thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is WTF & Ew about 3 years ago ×
amsci 3 years ago

http://www.musees-haute-normandie.fr/objet.php3...

Not that strange or new of an idea (but still important).
The first birthing simulation doll was actually created by
Angelique de Coudray in the 18th century. She used these dolls to educate midwives in order to reduce mortality rates of both the children and their mothers.
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Becka Noel thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew & WTF about 3 years ago ×
plaid lemur thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is OMG about 3 years ago ×
plemur 3 years ago

Great. Now I’m freaked out by mannequin vaginas too.
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JKSxo thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew & WTF about 3 years ago ×
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girlskill 3 years ago

It’s obv for medical use… how else will people practice!
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ihaveashed thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is Ew & WTF about 3 years ago ×
Disposable Hero thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is LOL & Cute about 3 years ago ×
Tabloid Prodigy thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is OMG, WTF & LOL about 3 years ago ×
Erik 3 years ago

this actually isn’t a bad idea, even though it’s creepy as shit. but the forceps are a definite no-no
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ecargyram thinks New Doll Alert: The Birthing Simulator is LOL about 3 years ago ×

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