Michael Phelps Wants to Swim at the Vancouver Winter Olympics

Oh no! Nobody told Butterface that there’s no swimming at the Winter Olympics. He’s featured swimming to the Vancouver Olympics, a la CGI, in the new spot for Subway’s turkey melt–a “protein packed powerhouse so he can get to where the action is this winter.” Isn’t swimming a summer Olympics sport? If Butterface needs a protein packed powerhouse he can just see me. I’ve got meatballs too, I know how he likes them. Holla!

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