Everyone just laughs when she tells kids, “Don't Do Drugs”

I mean my aunt's name is Mary Jane…..

Her brother, Reefer Coke Sawyer can't even get a driver's license.

I've been telling people about this woman for years - and no one would believe me. I heard about her via one of her college friends.

It's got to be hard looking for someone to marry named 'Cheetos Bong Finn'.

UWW is a really boring place to go to school.

Marry wanna Pepsi, Sawyer. Get her one when you go in the kitchen.

That seriously sounds like a character from Idiocracy.

Her folks need beaten.