The quandary is this:  If he gets head, does whoever potentiality give him head down the line charge half price, or is he Gay because he gave head to a doctor somewhere ? I guess he’ll never be the (head) of a major corporation, and certainly can’t get a (head) in life - Well, I guess I’ll (head) off to bed now. But keep in mind the old Chinese proverb:…..’He who endures half-headedness Surely Is worth Two In the Bush’

We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!

BECUZ I GOT HIGH

Does anyone have information on WHY his head is flattened? Birth defect, accident…?? This is fascinating!

hmm i wonder if hes a hat kind of person? my thought would be yes ! ? lucky s.o.b. bet he got to wear hats in class:/ , jimmy take off your hat! i dont want people making fun of my head?! too bad you were the fuck up that played with the lawn mower . thats why hes in jail cuz he sliced a bitchs throat for maken him take his hat off for the national anthem

FAKE. FAKE. FAKE.

Amazing!

He should have just went for some head.

Crazy how different he looks in profile.

You’d make piss poor decisions as well if you were missing the majority of your prefrontal cortex. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

O_O

I want this guy to go run my errands if there is ever a zombie invasion.

The guy’s missing his prefrontal ans probably frontal cortex: http://dericbownds.net/uploaded_images/prefrontalstress.png Believe it or not, you can get along without those. He certainly has some behaviorial deficit, most likely in the area of impulse control and behavioral judgement.

There is an incongruency in the two photos. The photo on the left’s forehead is smaller than the one on the right. This is photoshopped.

Where does his brain go!? D:

is this for reals?

Let the man get it wet, for God’s sake.

pretty handsome dude that’s really tough. And that’s a big injury to have overcome. Miami should issue him an above the law prostitution waiver.