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  • Critstiano Ronaldo Has Dandruff

    Cristiano Ronaldo is not made from a plastic mold,some snaps of his practice with Real Madrid this week reveal he may need a bottle of Head & Shoulders.

    Critstiano Ronaldo Has Dandruff

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  • Fish Eaten Alive!

    A new delicacy in China is being criticized: A part-fried fish is served alive on a plate for diners. In order to keep the carp alive chefs cook its body but wrap its head in a wet cloth to keep it breathing, before covering it in sauce and serving in on a plate.

  • Link: Man Used a Cheesesteak Sandwich to Beat a Woman

    A Pennsylvania man faces charges after police say he beat his girlfriend with a cheesesteak. The 33-year-old man, who wasn’t identified by police, allegedly argued with his 23-year-old girlfriend after midnight on Tuesday. He then struck the victim in the face with the cheesesteak. Harassment charges were filed with the police department.

  • Geena Davis Makes Fabulous Comeback

    After photos of a fusty Geena Davis hit the interwebs last week, the 53-year-old stunner was spotted looking faaaabulous having a ciggy at an outdoor cafe. Yup, she's still got it. UPDATE: That’s actually “You Spin Me Round” singer/tranny beauty Pete Burns, formerly of ’80s band Dead or Alive. We regret the error.

    Geena Davis Makes Fabulous Comeback

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  • E.T. in Real Life

    This is one resemblance you don't want to hear.

    E.T. in Real Life

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  • Victim Remembers Guy With ‘$’ Tattooed On His Face

    A Florida man who attacked another man was arrested after police were able to identify him by the victim’s description–he had a dollar sign tattooed on his face. Deshawn Montaye McQueen, 30, was arrested for crack cocaine possession and was charged with felony aggravated battery after an officer remembered a man with a ‘$’ tattooed on his face had an arrest warrant. Epic.

    Victim Remembers Guy With ‘$’ Tattooed On His Face

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  • This Man Shit in My Kitchen

    Give him the death penalty. A pissed off ex-girlfriend (possibly/most likely) is spreading a hate campaign on a doucheface in Brooklyn. And she's sending a stern warning to ladies, everywhere.

    This Man Shit in My Kitchen

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  • Link: Woman Has 300 Orgasms a Day Finds Mr. Right

    A UK woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has finally found a man who can satisfy her–a 32-year-old neighbor. “I could do it 24 hours a day and so could he. I regularly run across the road to his house to have sex. We have sex at least 10 times every day,” says Michelle Thompson. A 43-year-old single mother of four who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome–a condition that causes her to crave sex and climax every three minutes, even without a lover.

  • Chaz Bono Had His Boobs Done

    Holy hell, if Chaz Bono wants to look like a convincing male, he really needs to consider letting some boob out. No man of his size can escape the dreaded man-boobs. Back in June (and in the same outfit), Chaz’s huge bust was untamed–even with them bound, and now cup size is…Kate Hudson. Do you think she had them sucked out?

    Chaz Bono Had His Boobs Done

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  • Link: The New U.S. Citizenship Exam is Kind of Hard

    60 Minutes fossil Andy Rooney weighs in on the new U.S. Citizenship exam. Can you pass the new test? A passing score is reached by answering six out of 10 questions correctly. New test: * The Federalist Papers supported the passage of the U.S. Constitution. Name one of the writers. * The House of Representatives has how many voting members? * What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?


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