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Cristiano Ronaldo is not made from a plastic mold,some snaps of his practice with Real Madrid this week reveal he may need a bottle of Head & Shoulders.
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A new delicacy in China is being criticized: A part-fried fish is served alive on a plate for diners. In order to keep the carp alive chefs cook its body but wrap its head in a wet cloth to keep it breathing, before covering it in sauce and serving in on a plate.
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A Pennsylvania man faces charges after police say he beat his girlfriend with a cheesesteak. The 33-year-old man, who wasn’t identified by police, allegedly argued with his 23-year-old girlfriend after midnight on Tuesday. He then struck the victim in the face with the cheesesteak. Harassment charges were filed with the police department.
After photos of a fusty Geena Davis hit the interwebs last week, the 53-year-old stunner was spotted looking faaaabulous having a ciggy at an outdoor cafe. Yup, she's still got it. UPDATE: That’s actually “You Spin Me Round” singer/tranny beauty Pete Burns, formerly of ’80s band Dead or Alive. We regret the error.
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A Florida man who attacked another man was arrested after police were able to identify him by the victim’s description–he had a dollar sign tattooed on his face. Deshawn Montaye McQueen, 30, was arrested for crack cocaine possession and was charged with felony aggravated battery after an officer remembered a man with a ‘$’ tattooed on his face had an arrest warrant. Epic.
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Give him the death penalty. A pissed off ex-girlfriend (possibly/most likely) is spreading a hate campaign on a doucheface in Brooklyn. And she's sending a stern warning to ladies, everywhere.
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A UK woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has finally found a man who can satisfy her–a 32-year-old neighbor. “I could do it 24 hours a day and so could he. I regularly run across the road to his house to have sex. We have sex at least 10 times every day,” says Michelle Thompson. A 43-year-old single mother of four who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome–a condition that causes her to crave sex and climax every three minutes, even without a lover.
Holy hell, if Chaz Bono wants to look like a convincing male, he really needs to consider letting some boob out. No man of his size can escape the dreaded man-boobs. Back in June (and in the same outfit), Chaz’s huge bust was untamed–even with them bound, and now cup size is…Kate Hudson. Do you think she had them sucked out?
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60 Minutes fossil Andy Rooney weighs in on the new U.S. Citizenship exam. Can you pass the new test? A passing score is reached by answering six out of 10 questions correctly. New test: * The Federalist Papers supported the passage of the U.S. Constitution. Name one of the writers. * The House of Representatives has how many voting members? * What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?