Remember Piper's fiancé Larry? Remember how annoying he was?
Well, thankfully, he’s not in Season 3. But...
PIPER IS THE NEW LARRY.
I mean, she wasn't the greatest in the first two seasons either...
But somehow in Season 3 she manages to be even more annoying:
Like the time she calls herself gangsta:
But forgets to check her "gangsta" status:
Or when she asks for an INFINITY SYMBOL TATTOO 👀
...and then ends up tattooing herself!
AND THIS...HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?!?! 😡
Not to mention she betrays BOTH OF THEM!
This conversation:
She really does deserve ALL the boos:
Orange Is The New Black should have a laugh track that's just boos whenever Piper comes on.
But to be fair, Piper's illegal dirty prison panty business is the best thing she's done so far the entire series:
And she is really passionate about it:
So I guess she isn't ALWAYS the worst:
Never mind, she is the worst:
So might we make this suggestion for Season 4?
OITNB would be perfect if all appearances of Piper were replaced with this
THE
ACTUAL
WORST
