EPIC. HISTORIC. MASSIVE. All words that were used to describe the #blizzardof2015 with snow expected to be 24 to 36 inches:
Snowfall totals of 24 to 36 inches now expected in #NYC through Tuesday night. http://t.co/0LpT0SvXqB
But with New York City only getting about 6 inches of snow, the blizzard turned out to less historic than predicted:
Winter Storm Juno:
You see, "EPIC" "HISTORIC" "MASSIVE" are also words men sometimes use to describe the size of their penis.
The blizzard promised 8-12 inches and only gave 2. This is what women deal with all the time
This is not the first time a man didn't know what 8 inches actually looks like. #Snowmageddon2015
We were guaranteed we'd get 25-30 inches but wound up getting 7 or 8. This storm is every white guy who's ever talked about his dick.
Guys are like snow. They lie about how many inches we're gonna get.
So next time you are expecting several inches in your area...
Some dick will be in your city. RT @Rae_Z: What does the symbol by monday mean
Keep this in mind:
Measuring #snow is comparable to #dick measuring....An extra inch or two is usually added on....