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    A Plea To Charlotte Church And Gavin Henson: Quit Pretending And Get Back Together

    Get back together, already.

    Forget Jay Z and Beyoncé.

    Forget Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka.

    Forget the Obamas.

    1. There's only one power couple worth remembering, and that's ~rugby legend~ Gavin Henson and ~Welsh songstress~ Charlotte Church.

    2. I mean, look at them. Just lovingly gazing into each other's eyes.

    3. Just looking glamorous in baby blue suede shoes, refusing to smile.

    4. Just enjoying a cheeky pint in a pub in Swansea because they were a normal couple who were madly in love and just happened to be famous.

    5. Look at Charlotte thinking, "Damn, I wish my tan were that bright."

    6. Look at Gavin thinking, "Woah, my girlfriend's headband game is on point."

    7. "I love the way she's coordinated her hairband, lipstick, earrings, coat buttons, bag, and shoes."

    8. "You know what would make this better? If I coordinated my tie too."

    9. Look at Charlotte proudly cheering her man on, admiring his red highlights from afar.

    10. Because back in the day, Charlotte got properly into bae's game.

    11. She wore his rugby shirt.

    12. She sang at his rugby matches.

    13. And she posed next to this photograph of him looking sultry behind a wire fence.

    14. Charlotte and Gavin are the only couple who could pull off a full-length sequin dress and 67 bottles of spray tan.

    15. The only couple who genuinely spent the same amount of time getting ready for an event.

    16. And the only couple who got even more glamorous in the rain.

    17. Wherever Charlotte walked, Gavin gazed at her admiringly.

    18. Even when they weren't standing next to each other, their love was palpable.

    19. Whether they were strolling through Cardiff with matching shopping bags...

    20. ... or walking home after one too many Cheeky Vimtos...

    21. ... they were MEANT TO BE.

    Now hurry up and get back together so I can start believing in love again, pleaaaaaaase.