1. I'm out shopping. Without my mum. This has been fun. It's time to go home. HI THERE, BODY SHOP.
2. Oh good lord, something smells incredible. I need to find out what smells so good.
3. So much body butter! What even is body butter? I think I really need body butter.
4. Everything smells so incredible. I'm going to need to buy it all.
5. The shop assistant's coming over. I'm never going to be able to say no. This is a disaster!
6. Hand cream? Don't mind if I do.
7. My hands are so oily. But maybe that's how hands should be.
8. Shower gels? BRB JUST IN HEAVEN.
9. Olive shower gel! So glam!
10. OH MY ACTUAL GOD WHITE MUSK IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SMELLED IN MY WHOLE LIFE EVER. I MUST START BATHING IN IT.
In Euston station. Went to the Bodyshop sprayed White musk on myself. Now smell of 1986.
11. I'm going to have to buy Body Shop birthday presents for all my friends.
12. And it's never too early to buy Christmas gifts.
13. And mum can't be mad that I've spent all my money because I'm helping the animals.
14. But also because ~body butter~.
15. Besides, I now have a make up regime.
16. I'M GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
17. I'm just going to have to buy one of everything.
18. I feel great.
19. Would I like to sign up to a worthy course? Of course I would.
20. Ahhhmaaaagaaaad my skin is flawless.
21. Ahhhmaaaagaaaad my legs are so smooth.
22. Ahhhmaaaagaaaad I've got no money.
