Best part: The capital of England.
Worst part: Not the only city there.
Best part: They don’t all possess guns.
Worst part: Most of them possess guns.
Best part: Occupants can use correct grammer.
Worst part: Occupants can’t spell grammar.
Best part: If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield.
Worst part: If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield.
Best part: Rolling hills.
Worst part: Drug addicts.
Best part: Hipsters sporting old meme t-shirts.
Worst part: There’s nothing to do but sit in Subway and mock.
Best part: They’re rich.
Worst part: They’re waiting to get the shit kicked out of them.
Best part: A proper city with everything a proper city should have.
Worst part: People have a bad opinion of it (but that’s probably because they’ve never been there).
Best part: England’s best county.
Worst part: Its people aren’t as good as Jamaicans.
Best part: Amazing Welsh women.
Worst part: Where ambition goes to die.
Best part: Locals don’t get murked.
Worst part: Non-locals do.
Best part: The only place in Britain where you can buy a week’s worth of booze for under a fiver.
Worst part: If you go, you’ll get horribly stabbed.
Best part: It is safe to walk through it without body armour.
Worst part: Englebert Humperdinck lives nearby.
Best part: Strange founding story.
Worst part: Car theft.
Best part: There are some handsome buildings outside of the city centre.
Worst part: Just a shitty little city with delusions of grandeur.
Best part: A lovely day out for all the family.
Worst part: Lots of rahs.
Best part: It’s where they make Kit Kats.
Worst part: The uni students are complete nerds with posh accents.
Best part: Full of the nice people.
Worst part: All the stereotypical gimps haven’t even been because they’re too lower class.
Best part: Home to one of the best universities in the world.
Worst part: Fat women and lame men.
Best part: The oil capital of Europe.
Worst part: Famous for its terrible weather and casual violence.
Best part: Has the tallest church steeple in West Yorkshire.
Worst part: The most exciting thing to happen there in the last two years was a statue moving.
Best part: Cheap.
Worst part: Kids are encouraged to stab grannies.
Best part: A big city.
Worst part: It’s the embarrassment of the world.
Best part: Able to kick Yorkshire’s ass.
Worst part: After school, people get categorised.
Best part: The greatest place on the planet, as reflected by the British Tourist Industry figures.
Worst part: Many pasty, white bodies on its beaches.
Best part: If you think living in a burnt out camper van which is stuck in a sinking sewer pit sounds fun, you’ll love it.
Worst part: Probably the worst city in the world.
Best part: Easy sex and cheap beer.
Worst part: The men are piss drinking tossers.
Best part: Catherine Zeta Jones is from Swansea.
Worst part: Most people don’t even realise she’s Welsh.
Best part: Contains some actually clever students.
Worst part: Mostly full of meat-heads.
Best part: Great pubs.
Worst part: It’s damned.
31. Isle of Man.
Best thing: If you don’t like it, there’s a boat in the morning.
Worst thing: N/A (see above).