27 Things Brits Do, According To Ridiculous Stock Images

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1. Gymnastics in a fully-body Union Jack leotard.

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2. Wear false mustaches and hold up A4 posters of the Union Jack.

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3. Measure their heart rate in front of the Union Jack.

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4. Wear Union Jack socks.

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5. Ask others whether they speak English by holding up a tablet in front of a Union Jack.

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6. Ask others whether they speak English by writing it on a blackboard and standing in front of it.

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7. Ask others whether they speak English by overlaying text onto a Union Jack, setting it as their desktop background and holding up their laptops at a jaunty angle, while flying through the sky.

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8. Hold handfuls of Euro cents.

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9. Present their coppers by turning out the insides of their pockets.

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10. Hold ten pence pieces over their glabellas.

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11. Stand on groynes and look down at their lovers.

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12. Lean out of telephone boxes that they are not using.

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13. Read books with the Union Jack on the cover.

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14. Paint their faces in an effort to blend into a backdrop of the English flag.

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15. Sit, cross-legged, on beds wearing Union Jack t-shirts.

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16. Put whole fists into their mouths.

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17. Bite into unreasonably large chocolate bars.

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18. Stand facing the wrong way amidst other businesspeople.

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19. Present old English books.

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20. Tip large amounts of soil into flowerbeds using wheelbarrows.

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21. Stick their tongues out, while wearing Union Jack t-shirts.

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22. Hold hands and jump in front of the London Eye.

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23. Look at each other, instead of popular tourist sights, through telescopes.

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24. Open their jackets to reveal the Union Jack.

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25. Attach Union Jacks to running children.

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26. Paint their faces with the English flag and shout into empty spaces.

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27. Conceal their faces with card versions of the Union Jack.

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