Featuring Star, Now, Heat and Look.
1. Mark and Michelle are fighting about their wedding.
And, unsurprisingly, it’s Mark who’s being the diva. Michelle wants a low-key affair, whereas Mark’s after something a bit more glam. The only thing they can agree on is their honeymoon, which will take place in either Dubai or the Maldives.
2. Olly Murs has got a secret girlfriend.
He’s been secretly dating Francesca Thomas, a 24-year-old commercial property developer, since last August. The reason he kept it quiet? “He was worried… about how his female fans would react,” a source told Heat. Oh, Olly.
3. Cara Delevingue is in love with two men.
She can’t decide between actor Aki Omoshaybi and Harry Styles, who are both fighting for her affections. “On one hand she has one of the most fancied guys in the world calling and sending her messages daily, and on the other she has this fairly unknown actor, whose creativity she adores,” Cara’s friend told Look. It’s tough, being Cara.
4. Judges’ Houses locations have been announced.
It’s Judges’ Houses week on the X Factor this weekend, and the locations have been revealed. Sharon took the over-25s to LA with Robbie Williams, where she put on a cream tea spread. Meanwhile, Louis took the boys to St-Tropez with Westlife’s Shane, Nicole Appleton and Sinitta. Nicole and the girls met Mary J Blige in Antigua, and Gary flew the groups out to New York to meet Olly Murs. Well that’s Saturday night sorted.
5. Alex Reid has admitted to stealing Harvey’s medication.
When he and Katie Price were married, the cage fighter mixed up Harvey’s medication with his own, leading him to take Katie’s son’s life-saving human growth hormone. “I never expected Katie to place Harvey’s meds next to mine,” he told Now, claiming it was an honest mistake.
6. Frankie is worried that maternity leave is making her fall behind.
With Mollie as the new face of Maybelline, Una presenting a show on Irish TV and Rochelle tying the knot with Marvin, Frankie is worried that she’s falling behind her fellow bandbates. “Feel like the kid that wants to be part of the cool crowd,” she tweeted last week. Eek.
7. Charlotte’s fish has died.
Scramble kept attacking Egg, and now he’s died. “It was really horrible,” Geordie Shore’s Charlotte revealed in her Star column. “I liked Egg cos he was the prettiest fish.” Luckily, she’s replaced Egg with a new fish called Toast.
8. Peter Andre is quitting TV.*
He’s decided to cancel his reality TV show in order to focus on supporting girlfriend Emily MacDonagh through her pregnancy. But he hasn’t ruled out another series after the baby’s birth, obvs.
9. Lucy Mecklenburgh has become a diva.
She’s landed a modelling contract, launched a successful fitness programme and bagged a Hollywood film role. “Lucy should remember she only became famous because of her relationships with Mark Wright and Mario Falcone,” one cast member told Star. Ouch.
10. Diags has got fit.
He’s lost nearly 2st by giving up Jägerbombs and sticking to vodka tonics. And he looks great. Phwoar.
11. Tamera Foster’s been boasting about taking cannabis on Twitter.
The X Factor star has been forced to publicly apologise for bragging about her drug use on Twitter. Could we have another Frankie Cocozza on our hands?
12. The Voice turned down Pro Green’s application to be a judge.
In favour of Kaiser Chiefs’ Ricky Wilson. Mental.
13. Victoria Beckham can’t decide whether to let Harper do a Vogue cover.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have done a Vanity Fair cover with Suri, but Victoria Beckham can’t decide whether to take up Anna Wintour’s offer of doing a Vogue cover with her daughter Harper.
14. Geordie Shore’s Gaz has shagged 500 women.
And he’s admitted to having sex in his granddad’s minibus. Nice.
15. Spencer Matthews and Stephanie Pratt are never getting back together.
And the whole thing was apparently just a holiday romance (*cough*publicity stunt*cough*). But Spencer claims that if he got back together with Caggie, he would never cheat on her. We’ve heard that before.
16. 1D superfans could be forcing the band apart.
It’s hardly news that 1D have an army of superfans. But sources told Heat that the boys are getting tired of the relentless attention. Back in June, Liam took to Twitter to moan about screaming girls keeping him awake at night, and Zayn has been complaining privately. It’s all a bit too much for the boys.
17. Coleen Rooney’s finally lost her baby weight.
By using TechnoShape - a belt that is worn during exercising to speed up weight-loss. And she’s well on track to regain her size 8 figure.
18. Simon Cowell is determined to make Rita Ora the next Cheryl Cole.
She was a guest judge last year, she was spotted at Simon Cowell’s LA mansion last weekend and sources tell Now, “she was there for a meeting.” Fingers crossed.
19. Katie Piper’s having a baby!
Breaking the news in her Now column, she said, “I wasn’t sure if I could after I was attacked because of the amount of stress my body was put under during my 200-plus operations.”
20. Craig Revel Horwood reckons Natalie and Abbey will make Strictly’s final.
And he thinks Prince Harry could take part next year. Dream on.
21. McBusted is a thing that could happen.
After McFly and Busted performed together at the Royal Albert Hall last weekend, they’re in talks about doing something else together. They had so much fun that they’re considering teaming up more often.
22. Lauren Harries and Courtney Stodden are planning a reality TV series.
Lauren told Heat that it has been commissioned by Channel 5 and “it’s all about us being together in LA.” Brilliant.
Sources: Now, Star, Look and Heat.