4. You use the word “va-jay-jay.” Unironically.
5. You think that owning pictures of himself means your boyfriend is a psychopath.
8. You judge the moral status of cheating based on hotness.
9. You think that you can drastically reduce your weight, without surgery, by tonight.
11. You reckon five minutes of work on your appearance will knock off five whole years.
12. You genuinely believe that there are seven very specific questions that every guy is just dying for you to ask him.
Tabatha Leggett is a senior writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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