Buzz·Posted on 13 Feb 201423 Signs You're A Serial Facebook Stalker And You Need To Stop Right NowNo, seriously. Give it up.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Every time you meet someone new, it's kind of awkward because you already know everything about them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Although, catching up with old friends is equally pointless, because you know everything they're going to tell you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You have an encyclopedic knowledge of which universities all of your school friends went to. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And who they're all dating now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. And which foreign holidays they've been on this year. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Last time you realised that you liked someone, it was because you woke up with their profile on your laptop screen. Which was on your pillow. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You spend most of your free evenings backstalking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Which means you know every single one of your friends' former embarrassing haircuts... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. All of their fancy dress outfits... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. And exactly what their parents and siblings have been up to recently. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. You work out how cool new people are based on your mutual friends. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. And you always work with your back against the wall, so no one can see who you're checking out. 13. Occasionally you come across a genuine celebrity profile. Which is profoundly exciting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. But every now and again, a "find out who stalks you" pop up gives you a heart attack. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Your biggest fear is accidentally adding your boyfriend's ex, who you definitely haven't been stalking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Or liking an old profile photo you certainly weren't looking at. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Or mistakenly poking a stalkee. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Or worst of all, setting their name as your status. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Scrap that. Your biggest fear is opening your laptop in front of someone you've been stalking, and their profile coming up on your screen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. You often find yourself stalking in incognito mode so that you don't disgust yourself with how much time you spend doing it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. But you're the master of Facebook graph search. Private profiles don't phase you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Someone's first name and the city they live in is all you need to find them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. And that's why everyone comes to you when they need to gather information about someone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF