Buzz·Posted on 16 Sept 201527 Secrets Waiters In Pubs Will Never Tell YouCopper tips make us angry, soda guns make us happy, and goose fat makes our hands soft.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. There is nothing more tiring than working a split shift. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. But hey, at least we normally get fed in the middle. View this photo on Instagram 3. There is no job worse than transferring leftover condiments from their ramekins back into the big tubs at the end of a shift. View this photo on Instagram 4. Except maybe pulling apart doilies. View this photo on Instagram 5. Or making mint sauce. View this photo on Instagram 6. We're experts at polishing silver cutlery. View this photo on Instagram 7. We're also pretty quick at folding serviettes. View this photo on Instagram 8. Those of us who worked in pubs before the smoking ban spent our shifts praying that no one would sit in the smoking area. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. And the smell of cigarette smoke is impossible to wash out of clothes. View this photo on Instagram 10. We own more plain black T-shirts and trousers from New Look than we care to imagine. View this photo on Instagram 11. The only thing worse than working an incredibly busy shift is working through a midweek lull. View this photo on Instagram 12. There's a special place in hell reserved for customers who ask for extra bread. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. And another for customers who tip in coppers. View this photo on Instagram 14. If we're serving you food, chances are we're too young to work behind the bar. So we won't be allowed to pour you a pint. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Mothering Sunday, New Year's Eve, and Easter Sunday are simultaneously the best and worst days of the year. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. And putting up Christmas decorations in December is genuinely exciting. View this photo on Instagram 17. We love being asked to pop into the fridge to get something, because it gives us a chance to cool down. View this photo on Instagram 18. We're pretty good at carrying plates up our arms, but sometimes we slip up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. We all have a drink from the soda gun on the go at all times. 20. And we know better than to chat with customers while their food sits on the counter. View this photo on Instagram 21. We've all done some pretty experimental deep-frying at some point. View this photo on Instagram 22. We've all spilt gravy down our top and had to keep serving before now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. There is no place hotter than the inside of a kitchen dishwasher. View this photo on Instagram 24. Talking of washing up, nights without a pot washer are the worst. View this photo on Instagram 25. Although washing goose fat off baking trays does give you incredibly soft hands. View this photo on Instagram 26. We're experts at microwaving puddings. View this photo on Instagram 27. And there is nothing better than getting a basket of chips from the chef at the end of a long shift. View this photo on Instagram