1. Sometimes we reminisce over insignificant stuff that happened a million years ago, and it still makes us cry.
2. And we still hold grudges on each other's behalves.
3. We love gossiping about people we used to know 20 years ago.
4. But most of all we love gossiping about all our trivial family drama.
5. We have a look that says "this is a boring event, we must leave immediately", that we occasionally throw each other.
6. And we have another that says "omg what is wrong with our family, we must meet in the kitchen to have a bitch".
7. We analyse even the most irrelevant things in agonising detail.
8. And we're in a permanent WhatsApp conversation that lists every detail of our days.
9. We also WhatsApp through our favourite TV shows.
10. We often wonder whether we'd be friends if we were the same age at the same time.
11. We always ask each other for advice when we could just use Google.
12. And when it all gets a bit much, we know there's only one thing for it: We need to hang out again.
13. We know exactly how to cheer each other up when we're feeling down.
14. We will literally always be on each other's side, no matter what the argument is.
15. And we will jump to each other's defense if we ever hear anyone say something even 1% negative.
16. We tell each other literally every secret we ever hear.
17. Which means we have opinions of all each other's friends, including the ones we haven't met yet.
best friend and mom all in one💋
It would be weird if they knew.
18. And when people tell us we are similar, we feel immeasurably proud.
