Buzz·Posted on 9 Apr 201419 Philosophers, Ranked By HotnessHubba hubba.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 19. Jeremy Bentham. 18. George Berkeley. 17. John Stuart Mill. 16. René Descartes. 15. Thomas Hobbes. 14. Karl Marx. 13. Gottfried Leibniz. 12. David Hume. 11. Immanuel Kant. 10. Plato. 9. Jean-Jacques Rousseau. 8. John Locke. 7. Aristotle. 6. John Rawls. 5. Søren Kierkegaard. 4. Daniel Dennett. 3. Friedrich Nietzsche. 2. Michel Foucault. 1. Ludwig Wittgenstein.