Starting A New Term At Uni: Expectation Vs. Reality

Those resolutions never last long.

1. Expectation: You will only go out twice a week.

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Reality: Drinking is necessary if you want to have fun.

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2. Expectation: You will spend a maximum of one hour a day Facebook stalking.

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Reality: For every 30 minutes of work you complete, you reward yourself with a 30 minute stalk.

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3. Expectation: You will attend every lecture.

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Reality: You make about three before your alarm clock mysteriously breaks.

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4. Expectation: You’re going to colour coordinate your lecture notes and cross-reference them using your brand new coloured highlighters.

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Reality: You forget to buy a folder so your notes are strewn all over the place.

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5. Expectation: You’re going to run every day. Before breakfast.

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Reality: You run to hall once. So you don’t miss breakfast.

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6. Expectation: You’re going to take up a new hobby, like learning a new language or going to art galleries.

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Reality: Booze eats your spare time.

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7. Expectation: You’re going to enter into a mature relationship.

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Reality: You’re going to bitch about people in mature relationships.

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8. Expectation: You’re going to work out a life plan.

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Reality: It’s likely to be fairly rogue.

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9. Expectation: You’re going to stop drunk texting boys you fancy.

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Reality: You’re going to master the art of composing the morning apology text.

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10. Expectation: You’re going to put an end to drunken confessionals.

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Reality: No, really. You’re going to master the art of composing the morning apology text.

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11. Expectation: You’re going to stop pulling all-nighters and start getting 8 hours sleep a night.

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Reality: You stock up on Pro Plus and Red Bull before term starts.

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12. Expectation: You are going to attend a careers fair and find yourself a grad job.

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13. Reality: You’ve resigned yourself to the fact that you’re facing imminent unemployment.

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14. Expectation: You’re going to stop procrastinating.

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Reality: This isn’t the first Buzzfeed list you’ve read today.

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Tabatha Leggett is commissioning editor at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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