1.
When you have to eat pancakes for breakfast every day because that's all you know how to make.
2.
When you get robbed by the most obvious robbers ever and somehow you don't notice.
3.
When the Grim Reaper shows up unannounced.
4.
When "rosebud" gets forgotten, so you're very tired and hungry.
5.
When your pet loses its shit and ruins your furniture.
6.
When a plant pot is blocking your path and you can't move it.
7.
When you go for a swim and the stairs disappear so you just drown.
8.
When your S.O. adopts a baby while you're at work.
9.
When your house burns down for the 100th time in a week.
10.
When you just want to live your life, but you can't get rid of the ghost.
11.
When your neighbour kicks over your flamingo.
12.
When you forget to turn off the stereo before you go to bed so you wake up immediately.
13.
When your neighbour suddenly gets aggressive for no reason.
14.
When you have to water your flowers every single day because for some reason it never rains.
15.
When you meet someone and then two minutes later you're married and trying for a baby.
16.
When someone puts your baby in the bin.
17.
When your house suddenly changes layout and you don't know where anything is anymore.
18.
When you find your husband sleeping with the maid. Again.
