Camp Walden, or rehab?
It’s not sunny, but LiLo shows up to camp wearing Sunny Gs. Supish.
OK, seriously. Who dresses like this for camp? Attention seeking = classic sign.
Upon arrival, her butler goes through her camp check list. Over-controlling? Check.
Woooow, hang on. She’s got a butler. Neglected by her parents.
She even has to do this weird dance to get attention.
Aaaand she’s at an institution where even adults don’t think it’s a bit odd that two identical kids - who claim to be strangers - have shown up separately.
She fences. ‘Nuff said.
And she gets fucking aggressive.
She’s what, like, ten? And she has a gambling habit.
She’s sly. How many tweens you know could get a bunch of beds onto the roof of a house?
There are childish pranks. And then there’s being psychotic. Lohan = psychotic.
This face is a bit weird.
She eats Oreos with Peanut Butter.
OK. She’s been living with someone who looks identical to her for a really long time. And she hasn’t realised they’re related.
She’s got serious Daddy issues.
It takes THIS to make her realise that her identical twin is her identical twin.
She doesn’t realise that having a secret identical twin is fucking mental. She likes it.
She gets attached to strangers waaaaay too quickly.
Insomnia. That’s a thing.
She’s a major pedant.
She’s doing that weird dance again.
She lets a random stranger, who wanted to kill her two days ago, cut her hair.
She pierces ears with a needle and an apple.
It’s that dance again.
She’s bloody needy.
She’s unnecessarily mean to the woman who makes her dad happy.
Daddy owns a wine cellar. Hello, drinking problem.
She grew up in a house where women use bells to attract maids’ attention.
She communicates her problems to her sister via faxed drawings of talking dogs.
She’s fucking sneaky. She made this happen.
She was raised (at least partially) by this man.
Mummy turns to drink when the going gets tough. Like mother, like daughter. That’s a saying.
She owns Jimmy Saville glasses.
It’s really weird that she’s not scared of this gross lizard.
This is a really mental thing to do to a person.
She’s probably too young to cross dress.
Her intense interest in her parents’ love lives is a teeny bit control freaky.
Erm, there’s two of her.